Look Mommy , I have a blog!
Aah the pleasures of havin ur own parent-proof crib site!!!
Now i can make fun of my Auntie Zeenie and her beard without my mom gettin upset! Not that have an auntie Zeenie, or a beard 4 that matter, but still if i cud, i would.....not grow a beard, but make fun of my auntie Zeenie..................................i think its safe 2 say that im a lil confused:-/
Anyways..........
[Enters Oscar mode] I shall launch my blog with my deepest and warmest thanks 2 Rish 4 bein such an inspiration, i couldnt have done it without him;-), n of course Rohan Joshi who probably will b shocked 2 hear his name mentioned 4 i have spoken 2 him but 1ce, n that 2 in an inebriated state(prnt-proofin reason no 1#their knowledge abt my drunken escapades in pune can b seriously hazardous 2 my health). Also due 4 gratitude r my friends 4 constantly remindin me wat a lazy ass i m( criticism works....ALLLLLWWAAAAAAYYYYYYSS!!!), my beloved boyfriend ( prnt-proofin reason no#2their knowledge abt my boyfriend can b seriously hazardous 2 my health)my 12th standard physics lab partner(he made me realise that my future lay in writing baloney such as this) the woman i spilt coffee on in the 2nd class compartment 0f the 5.57 Borivli local yesterday( she has greatly contributed 2 my vocabulary with THE most delightful invectives i've ever had the fortune of comin across,& in 5 different languages too) n my dog (4 no particular reason). [exit Oscar mode]
There's lot more i wanna say, but sadly the rumbling in my stomach is gettin louder by the minute, n my refrigerator beckons 4 a midnight snack (prnt-proofin reason no 3#my dad's knowledge abt me finishin the last piece of the walnut brownie can b seriously hazardous 2 my health). So seeya ppl. Catch u in a (hopefully) more interestin n less 'wannabe-funny' blog entry. Nighty night!
P.S - I dont have a dog - it jus like 2 pretend that i do....does that make me wierd??
P.P.S - Don't answer that.
posted by Anuya at 9:24 AM
45 Comments:
hahah first to comment!
No ,having an imaginary dog is ok just as long as you dont expect him to pee or shit all over:P
hahahah second comment too!
frelling funny blog.Just be careful with the wannabes spawning after this one;)
*sigh*
her blog is now blessed. Go on ,theres nothing for you to see,kiddo.
And for all the viewers out there,dont wait till June to see supernova's fate.Its kind of obvious.The terms dominate,fuhrer and blitzkreig come to mind.
No not from supernova,but from yours truly.
have fun while it lasts;)
PS : ... and tez dhaar par chal rahe ho :P. lol
well prosthetics help;)
Well,i'm just being kind to dumb animals...such as myself...
...By not stooping to such heights;)
Oh look, it's another convention of mainstream misfits.
Welcome to bloggerworld/blogspace/blogfinity/blogsomething. Make sure you're well armed. Smear campaigns are abound.
wow.. you guys have your own rishi-bashers club goin on in this noisy post >_<
oh well... this isnt the first time he's getting it straight up ;)
oh well... and not even one comment relevant to the post ^__^ ... pathetic :P
anyways... welcome to the world of blatantly boring bullshit blogs... hopefully yours will not conform to that stereotype. ^_^
hav fun all u new bloggers.
~Om3n
"oh well... this isnt the first time he's getting it straight up ;)"
sir,what crack are you smoking?
"hopefully yours will not conform to that stereotype"
It already is.
rish.. u dont smoke crack.. :) lol
the words with crack are.. zoot,shoot,sniff,snort, etc...
and.. believe it or not.. i dont do drugz >_<.
weve ragged u (and so has every1 else) since we first knew you (now dont ask for examples or it may end up being a 'rusbeh treatment' ;D )... and THAT... in case you forgot.. is the reason you are filled with passionate hatred for us today :P
j/k :)... well.. not really but.. meh.
Sam, cmon... she still has hope,... its just that youve been too lazy to read it yet ^__^... and it has a pink bkground :P... yeah... the pink... thats biasing you...
come to think of it... its biasing me too... damn.. :P rofl
~Om3n
Just for kicks... who wants to encourage her dad to blog-surf :D:D
*Toches pointy horns on head*
oooo.. they just grew longer :D:D
lmao
~Om3n
Um, you don't sniff crack. You don't snort crack, and you certainly don't shoot crack. Crack is freebase cocaine - which you can shoot, sniff or snort.
You smoke crack.
No, I don't do drugs either.
Shut up, I know what you're thinking.
I really do.
And... yes it's the pink background. Along with your above average (or below average depending on your perspective) IM style absolute incoherency.
What's wrong with using entire words, capitalizing now and then, and punctuating the odd sentence with a full stop? Paragraphs are good too.
Legibility people!
shut up sam.... lazy spelling wont bring the world down either :)
and sorry.. i was SO thinking of Coke.. not crack...
my bad... *blush*... oh screw that... i cant blush
yeah whatever :)
~Om3n
Lazy spelling will lead to the end of the world and the destruction of all humanity. Nonexistent punction will only hasten the process.
The end times are near.
And it's cool. I'm just being in an incredibly picky mood at the moment. Must be the OCD.
or something to do with the fact we are both awake at 430-5 am :P
just a guess :P
~Om3n
Nah. I do this all the time.
Oh, and this blog post has officially been hijacked. (tm)
i have realy never seen a blog with this many comments....
Commentwhore!!! >:D bwahahahhahah
im jus kidding
you know what... we shoudl start that 'collective blog' within her blog.... itll be like a world within a world.. a parallel plane of existence!... and we can talk about all sorts of random crapshit while the poor girl types stuff on her pink blog...
we are truly and unapologetically shameless >:D
Wilkommen zur UNSERER realen Welt!
(welcome to OUR real world!)
MUHAHAHAH
~Om3n
Damn it. You just revealed my evil plan to rule the world - one blog at a time!
It's time for plan B.
ROFL...
but nevermind! be not discouraged!
plans being revealed cannot stop us!
we be UNSTOPPABLE!
thank you thank you... that was extremely original of me... i know...
*bows repeatedly
WE SHALL INFEST!
ALL YOUR BLOG ARE BELONG TO US!
surprising how truly applicable that is here :) wowness!
~Om3n
Very true.
I do believe the new name we have here is rather apt - 'pinkyblog'.
btw...
____________________________
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
____________________________
this blog shall henceforth be refered to in the 'underground' society here, as.....
"Pinkyblog"
cheer all...
____________________________
on the bright side for you dearest pinkyblog-owner....
your 'underdog' blog might spawn an entire underworld like us and there might be life-and-death descisions made here.... although probably not :)
but still... doesnt that boost your ego?
and dearest dearest pinkyblog-owner.... PLEASE DO create a new post soon... it becomes rather painful to scroll all the way down now... agh :)
~Om3n
you have been tagged by:
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Procrastination Incorporated (TM)(C)
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find us at
http://unoriginalpranksters.blogspot.com
we hope you appreciate the effort to spread awareness about this blog whose worth is only measured by the insane number of unrelated comments made by the upper crust of the blogging mafia... the créme de la créme.
If you are in any way not satisfied by our services, please consult the non-existent "users manual", or in event of further discomfort, contact our customer service representative at "kissmydamnfeet@hotmail.com". in case the person replies with a string of explecitives.. we shall not be held responsible and shall distance ourselves from the people concerned effective immediately after such an incident is brought to notice.
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:P
i REEEEEEALLLY hope no1 tries that ^_^ lol.
and i really think im harassing this poor girl... im sorry... no.. im not.. im just joking ^__^
anyway.. if you dont like what we're turning your blog into... let us know.
we'll try our best to... i dunno ... do something about it ^_^.... maybe... :P
~Om3n
i got a suggestion for your next post title tho.... "Look mommy, i have a blog that was raided and hijacked by the Viking Hordes" :P:P
im just kidding
but im having loads of fun doing it ^_^
~Om3n
lol... is the word 'muse' used to imply "subject of intense interest" or am i taking it the wrong way?
and which one of you is anu? pinkyblog-owner? ;) rofl
~Om3n
aight i think some introductions are in order....
Sam aka Samey is a fellow class mate from the old days in dxb.He is the king of sarcasm.
Abyuday aka Omen is a rebel without a cause and a fellow anarchist.
Holy shit...they literally wh00ped her blog. My apologies for these two delinquients.d00ds you rock:P
*runs*
Delinquents? Anything but.
People with too much free time? Perhaps.
Did the yet-another-delusional-blog deserve defacing? Hell yes!
And as long as introductions are in order, I don't believe Rishi does it justice.
Hi. I'm Sam. I've stuck to the shorter version because quite frankly I'm extremely annoyed about the fact that people are guilty of simply not being able to pronounce my name correctly - a crime I blame the rest of humanity for (bar a few exceptions).
Please feel free to visit my personal blog at http://hyperacusis.blogspot.com - it started the revolution. Yes this is a shameless plug. No I don't care if you're annoyed by it.
Also pay a visit to the joint blog http://unoriginalpranksters.blogspot.com
You know you want to.
ROFL...
this is total ownage... with a "P" :D
"
L'Elisir d'Amour says:
or shalt thou sit on the fence till thy arse turns purple???!!
"
HAHAHAHHAH
thanks everyone.. i must say.. this has been a fantastic team non-effort... :P
our new motto is... "WE SHALL....... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!"
the WARCRY!! :P
and i may be whtever you said... i dunno... but i would describe myself as an intelligent deranged existential emperor..... really :)
~Om3n
Bad speeling annoys me.
Yes, that was intentional.
Rishi... thats Abhyuday... thank you for doing the usual defacement of my name... and now that we are done with that...we can proceed to more important issues at hand
oh.. and NOBODY can pronounce my name right... and the nickname Omen was (surprisingly coined by frnds owing to my Om bracelet.. but nevermind... ill rant about that soon enough ;D)... so its not something i made up myself... ppl have just given up trying to remember/pronounce my name and Omen has stuck.
oh well... damn all your inflexible tongues.. (no dirty thoughts please) :P
you can find yours truly at...
www.broodspot.blogspot.com
and the aforementioned
www.unoriginalpranksters.blogspot.com
i have given this blog my blessings and may i recieve lots of hate mail for it ^__^
i am prone to bouts of indifference and inaddition too.. but i deviate.... oh is that you voice-in-my-head? good to hear from you.. yes yes.. ill talk to you later...
ahem.. sorry
i was labeled a skidz by a doc with ADHD and i guess labels make the man?
oh well.. i dont truly believe that.
;)
im just kiddin guys
~Om3n
O.....k..... another addition to unknown spammers :p Hello, Im Neha. And I got here through Rishis blog. You dont want to know how i know him, I just do...its a long and rather embarrasing story which rishi just wont let me get over.
and since everyone is proudly showing off their blogs, here goes nothing
http://april-ethereal.blogspot.com
:D
btw, i've heard a lot about anuya and akshata already...(oops was i not supposed to say that?) lol..ummmm trallalala...
cya around :D
watch this... i got this really cool trick... i can read minds and stuff.......
heres an example:
MeDuSaaa, Do you hate us?
...
...
...
...
Yes indeedy, you do >_<
ROFL
oh gawd.. i just wish this was the blog of sum1 i actually KNEW..... but the fact that it isnt makes this all the FUNNIER >_<
and i wont deny im having great fun at pinkyblog's bandwidth expense >:D
i mean... Hell... i havnt had this much sadistic fun since i... wait... i cant remember ANYTHING close to this >_<
~Om3n
glad you like it >_<
(pinkyblog - well... cuz its so.. PINK! ROFL)
the name was created at ths address..:
www.mybrain.com
(please dont try to go to that link.. i DONT know where you will end up)
:P
~Om3n
Wow... if only the india cricket team made runs like we write comments...
almost half-century :P
that too overnight!! :D
sachin would be proud >_<
~Om3n
HALF CENTURY IT IS!!!
and now MeDuSaah is promoted to the rank of semi-Centurion MeDuSaah..
*Trumpets!!
all hail the great semi-Centurion... :P:P
~Om3n
ARE YOU MAD??? have you ANY idea what will happen to ME when she replies???!!! it will be total annhilation >_< lmao...
my digital death :P
so Medusaah.... PLEASE dont reply anytime soon ^__^... in fact... from now on... dont even come to the blog except for an occasional new post so we dont have to scroll down all the way >_< ROFL
im just joking
PLEASE dont take me too seriously
~Om3n
And finally all your prayers are answered......
Dearest bunch of guys I dont know or care abt (not u rish...or you aksh - I'll deal with you two later),
Please dont be alarmed if you find the maimed and mutilated remains of one of your fellow 'pinkyblog-spammers' on your doorstep within the next few days.....................................It probably means u have the next 30 seconds to escape.
SHAKE SAMMY.SHAKE.
sammy, sweetie, i ran a spellcheck just for you....
"Aeris!!! I reeeeely wanna know how u know Rishi...!!!!"
Ooooo,wouldnt you like that:p
Well heres a list of the dramatis personae on this loverly blog:
supernova=akshata queen of attention deficit disorders and inventor of the A- effect(causing hea
and sun burn to say the least)
medusaah=anuya,harry pothead fangirl and homocidal maniac (after shes through with me tomorrow).Did i mention she created this blog?
aeris= neha,my good pal kartik kumar's cousin,who thought i was kartik's bro (who incidentaly shares the same name,rishi) and added me on msn.She's a shrink in the making among other things.Delhi gal wannabe who hates Delhi.
Sam= samey,inventor of sarcasm and master of deviousness(wonder what happened to DVS though).Fellow anti-establishment conspirator.
Omen=Abhyuday uber c00l school buddy (from 5th -10th) after which he had the common sense to switch school and get a life.
h3lios=rishi ,the guy who knows you all. The Deus Ex Machina of the bunch,who's prolly living his last night.Will die a miserable death at the hands of anuya tomorrow. i'll miss you gals,guys and other folk:(.
yeah.. that "liquid pools of seduction" thing happened back in high school when we took two camera flashes and did some close up photography on his face... regrettable side effects to the experiment were his eyes that didnt stop watering for ... welll... for as long as iv known him.
in fact.. did you know she sleeps with a small bucket beside his face? yeah... i felt so guilty until today when i found out that chicks dig rishis cascading waterfalls of emotion >_<
you OWE ME ONE rish!!
lol
jus kidding... rishi is perfectly normal...
wait... no that REALLY cant be right. lol
but i didnt traumatise rishi when he was a kid... oh wait.
that cant be too accurate either >_< rofl.
~Om3n
And the average IQ of this discussion, after that momentary spike, continues to freefall.
oh well...
i guess i can have the pleasure of claiming the 60th post on this blog :)
just a token of my appreciation dear Medusa >_<
and thank you SO much for the new posts... they will ake things much easier :)
oh well.... dont worry sam... im here keepin the average IQ up ^_^... holding the fort as usual :P
j/k
now officially abandoning this particular post and moving on to the next one.
~Om3n
ok...supernova..lol you got your answer....now tell me what do you think about Rishi :D
apart from the fact that he has really seducing eyes :p (i second that btw)
"i think i quite like him actually! ;-) lol"
-supernova
i am stunned to garner attention from such scorching company;)
"....ohhh yeah!! n' he's the biggest flirt ever!! hehehe..........after me that is!! lolz"
- supernova
well yeah it helps when you've learnt from the epitome of flirtery;)
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