Lessons in life for Dummies
It's amazing how much a day in your life can teach you. Here are a few lessons I learnt in the span of one day:
1) It feels great 2 walk into a gym n have all overweight eyes on u, enviously ogglin at your near perfect bod......Narcissus, you may hv a new fan club.
2) It is a waste of 5000 bucks n a near perfect bod if ur gym isnt unisex.
3) If u try 2 do stomach crunches faster then usual 2 show off, u will hv trouble laughin the next day.
4) Calling ur teacher a giant bubble of pus probably isnt a gud idea if he is standin right next 2 u.
5) Somesh is hottt.
6) There is no use crying over spilt vodka....boohoohooohoo aaaargh!
7) Tryin 2 teach ur fellow classmates Hindi n Marathi can b very rewarding... esp if u get 2 hear Rishi say, "Batatyache Bhaav vadhle".
8) Ayesha n I shud start a talk show. Any1 who has seen us take Rishi's case knows tat v deserve one. Sorry Simi, Karan.
9) You have 2 accept that, sometimes in life u r the pigeon, n sometimes u r the statue.
10) Balaporia looks like the local drag queen. Also she draws her eyebrows on.
10) Alls well that ends well.
11) Did I mention tat somesh is hottt!
er.... That's all folks!!
5 Comments:
er... sowie guys
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Post Away!!
Missing u all....esp u Om3n;-)
Biting sarcasm turns me on.
LOL
awww.. im honored lol.
but grave, life-threatening errors like this will have to be punished.... Go stand in the corner! :P
i almost went into suicidal-depression when i lost my sovereign right to komment :D
about your post...
well... a)im always the pigeon
b)truly a waste to show off to your own sex... well... maybe... :D (but if it turns out not to be a waste, can we get some footage or at least some details? :D:D)
c)i dont know who balaporia is
d)i never really considered calling my teacher a giant bubble of pus...
oops i gtg
ill finish later :)
~Om3n
NO I Wil not tand in the tolnal!!*struggles* I want my mommy!!!! boohoohoo
FYI,
Balaporia, is our Eng Lit professor who by far the biggest bore I've evr seen. Yes yes I know what u r thinking, but no, she is as bad as Rishi.
LMAO!!!
(sorry guys i left the comment halfway cuz i dint want to miss my flight to cali ;D... im back now though.)
so...
d)i never really considered calling my teacher a giant bubble of pus... however, "Stewed locust saliva" did come to mind =)
e)lemme get this straight... so this Balaporia is Bipasha Basu?..
yuck.
f) alls well that ends well... but how do you know when something is ended??
g) Narcissus is god.
h) having trouble laughing always ends up making any joke 3 times as funny. the first for the joke and the other two for the fact that youre dumb :D
i)... still dont know (or care) who somesh is :)
j)tolnal it is
k)i still wont believe it.... rishi is grandiose master.... no no babaaa... not of english... of BOREDOM! :D
hav fun every1... good to be back
~Om3n
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