Most Quotable Quote of the Delhi trip:

Presenting to you the most memorable dialogue of the trip to Rishikesh, one that will go down in the annals of BMM history and will once again demonstrate to you the joys of hanging around with bimbos:

Picture this - You're riding a particularly nasty rapid and fighting hard to keep control of your oar, while simultaneously keeping your butt glued to the egde of your raft. A huge wave takes hold of your raft, and for a while you lose sight of everything except freezing white foamy water, which hits you like a thousand daggers. You emerge through the rapid soaked to the bone, somehow managing to hang on to your raft, terrified and exhilerated at the same time, when you notice that one of your mates has tumbled into the water. After a lot of screaming, and following quick instructions from your guide, you manage to pull her back up into the raft, and heave a sigh of relief. But before you can ask her if she is ok, she opens her mouth and makes a statement that makes "Luke, I'm your father" seem like a 3 year old's nursery rhyme.

"Is my eye-liner smudged?"

Now if only capital punishment wasn't still practiced in India.